Americans: The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Canadians: The Yankees are correct.
Mexicans: Do you want some guacamole to go with it?
Latin Americans: Che Guevara never cared for the pudding.
British: Pity that none of our colonies took to pudding.
French: Pudding is not as romantic as Belgian chocolate.
Germans: We Aryans don’t eat pudding.
Russians: Comrades, pudding is a bourgeois food.
Chinese: The eating of the pudding begins with one spoonful.
Japanese: We are working on coming up with a pudding ceremony.
Advaitins: The pudding is as unreal as your taste buds.
Brahmins: First I want to know the caste of the guy who made the pudding.
Buddhists: I hope no animal was injured in making the pudding.
Ramana Maharshi: Who is the one who likes the pudding.
J. Krishnamurti: Society has conditioned your mind to like the pudding.
Osho: Pudding? Go for the real thing.
RSS: Pudding is not swadeshi food.
NRIs: Kuch bhi kaho, pudding does not hold a candle to our dosa.
Hyderabadis: Pudding? Chutiya samjha mereko? Baingan ki baatay math karo. Jaakay, biryani lao miya.
Know Thyself 