My Inner Guru to Me:
Chalo, Sam, bahut hogaya ye poetry likhna aur cutely witty hona.
Zara serious lo life ko.
Zara dhyan karo maun may roz subah 2-3 hrs.
Baad may jo bhi harkate karna hai karo.
Lekin dheere dheere tumhaare harkaton may bhi badlaav aanay lagegaa jab subah ki dhyan shiddat se karogay.
Maharshi aur Maharaj ke teachings ko follow karo.
Baaki sub siddhanton ko goli maaro – Marx se lekar Modi ko, Socrates se lekar Sam ko…
Aur hahn, ye kya bhi bachhe ki tarah WhatsApp pe lagay rahte ho. Bandh karo ye naatak.
Me to My Inner Guru:
Teek hai Guruji, kal subah se aapka vachan ka paalan karoonga.
Baaki sub siddhanton ko bhool sakta hoon, lekin ye Sam ko bhoolna zara mushkilay paida kar sakti hai, lekin dekhingay kya hoga aagay chal kar.
Aur hahan, Guruji, kya kuch rahat mil sakti hai ye WhatsApp ke mamle mein.
Know Thyself 