“Your problem creates an opportunity for someone else.”
“This whole tamasha of Maya and liberation from Maya hinges on your nuanced understanding of the following question and your even more nuanced answer to it: ‘The happiness you experience in life, where is it coming from, and the unhappiness you experience in life, where is it coming from?’ The rest of all philosophy is polemics and inconsequential.”
“The only thing that happens if you become inactive is that you get bedsores.”
“Be cool, calm, composed and collected under ALL circumstances in life because if you do not get what you want, it’s no big deal, and what’s more interesting is that even if you get what you want, it’s no big deal.”
“My excuse for being नादान and नालायक is Bipolar Disorder. I wonder what the excuses are of the other नादान and नालायक folks of this world.”
“God is a bad parent. He keeps giving us everything we ask for, eventually. God does not seem to understand the concept of tough love.”
“Kayi galtiya kar baitha iss dimaag nay iss dil nay. Uski behad afsos hain, lekin ussay kahin zyada gunaa afsos iss baat ki hoti hai ki mai ayinda galati na karoon dil say dimaag say iski koi guarantee nahi dikthi. Kaisa ye manush ki paristiti hain ki zindagi ki saari safar andheray may chalnaah padta hain.”
“Hinduism tells people that they are God or Brahman in disguise. But those very people go around calling themselves Hindus. The irony of it.”
“Light a thousand diyas you may, but lighting what diya will drive away the inner darkness?”
“I want to know that light which knows what is light and what is darkness.”
“Unless you walk away from all the pleasures of this world, be the pleasure coming from an object or a relationship, you will not know peace.”
“And, remember, Jesus is not the only one who loves you. I love you, too. What??? Your wife also loves you!!!”
“People differ not only in their intellectual capacity or intelligence but also in their ability to love.”
Know Thyself 